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What's your roast?

Every cup has a personality — so do you. Answer six quick ones and we'll tell you which coffee's got your name on it, plus the subscription to keep it coming.

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The alarm goes off at 6 A.M. What's the move?

Pick your ride.

The jukebox is yours. What's playing?

How do you take your coffee?

Saturday night looks like…

Pick a tattoo.

★ The verdict ★

The Greaser dark & loud.

Bold, no-nonsense, first one up and last one to quit. You like your coffee like your engine — dark, loud, and running hot. Sweet talk is for other people's cups.

  • Dark roast
  • Full body
  • Zero fuss
★ The verdict ★

The Cruiser smooth & steady.

Steady hands, clean chrome, same booth every Saturday. You don't chase trends — you perfected your order years ago and it hasn't let you down since. Smooth, balanced, dependable as a flathead V8.

  • Medium roast
  • Balanced
  • Dependable
★ The verdict ★

The Firecracker bright & quick.

You take the back roads on purpose. Bright, lively, always chasing the next flavor down the highway — berries, florals, whatever the roast is packing, you want to taste all of it.

  • Light roast
  • Bright acidity
  • Big personality
★ The verdict ★

The Night Owl cool & mellow.

The city goes quiet and that's when you get going. You're in it for the ritual — the warm cup, the record spinning at midnight. Smooth, mellow, and in no hurry at all.

  • Smooth & mellow
  • Late-night ritual
  • Slow burner